Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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