Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Justin Beiber

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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