What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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