Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Sloths

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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