What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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