- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Waseem is a hard worker.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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