- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Cancer.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

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