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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Chicken

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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