have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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