- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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