Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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TIMMY

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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