- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Prostitution is bad.......

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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