I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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