why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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