Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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