A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Penis

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lol

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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