What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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your so fat. your fat!

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Get it? More.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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stinky boner

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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