- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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