- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

wanna hear a joke? yes

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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