What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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