what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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