- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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