If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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