Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Fine, ladies first.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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