- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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