why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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