- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

drugs.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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