If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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This is not a joke

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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This sentance contains three errers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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