Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What? Why?

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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I named my son ps2 controller

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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