- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

knock knock Goodbye

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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