- Anti Joke

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.