Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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