What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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