- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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