What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

Robin, Get in the Car

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

my gave me a game i said thank you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Knock knock knock OCD

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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