- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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I <3 Hitler

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What does water taste like? Water

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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