why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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hello

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Do you play piano? No

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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