What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Agent 47.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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