- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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