- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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