- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Guess what? Bananas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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