There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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The dewey decimal system

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Women's Rights

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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