- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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