- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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