A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Soccer...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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(Insert joke here)

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CFL

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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