What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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