- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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