- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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