- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A mormon walks into a bar.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I wrote a funny joke.

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