- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Obamacare

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Pickles are powerful

it's funny because it's funny

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Knock knock Whose there? 4

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