Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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A woman wears a dress.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Penis.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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