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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is more worse than death? Death

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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