What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Barack Obama.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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