- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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