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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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